Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.
― Richard P. Feynman
Category: Deep Thoughts
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It does seem that I spend an inordinate amount of time dealing with this issue.
If someone could come up with Tupperware that kept the lid attached in some easily stackable way, they would end up embarrassingly wealthy.
Original image at The Oatmeal.
Quote of the Day
Looting is Transition to Freedom
—Donald Rumsfeld, 2003
‘Nuff said.
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I guess that the Christmas shopping season has finally begun, because I saw this on Facebook:
To quote the Beatles, “If looks could kill, it would have been us instead of him.”
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Seen on Facebook.
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The next person who nominates Martha Coakley for something needs to be covered in honey, tied to an anthill, and have rabid wolverines attached to their genitals.
What Mo Udall Said………
The voters have spoken ……… The Bastards.
(on edit)
My brother, Stephen “Sasquatch” Montsaroff, informs me that it was not Udall, but rather political operative, and political prankster extraordinaire, Dick Tuck who originally said this.
Udall did use the quote frequently, though.
My bad.
This is the Best Monday of the Year
The Monday when Standard Time resumes.
I hate Daylight Savings Time.
Seen on Facebook
Needs no explanation:
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I lost my glasses today.
After about an hour, I put on my old glasses, and made do.
I last remembered having them on before I took a shower, but they could not be found in the bathroom.
Then, later, I looked at the shelf above the towels, which is the logical place to put them.
There they were.
I hate it when I lose something because I have put it in a completely appropriate location.
Avatar, the Last Airbender, the Drinking Game
You take a drink every time that a character says, “Honor”.
Needless to say, if you watch this compilation clip, and you are playing the game, you need to line the shots up in advance.
I would also suggest that you have an observer to dial 911 when the inevitable life threatening coma occurs.
Shorter News From the House of Representatives
John Boehner does something f%$#ing stupid to prevent theteabaggers in his caucus from doing something stupider (impeachment, default, declaring war on Russia) while still keeping
his job as speaker.
Rinse Lather, Repeat
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When I did that post on German soccer snark, I used Google images to look for Rufus from the animated series Kim Possible for my “Worlds hairiest naked mole rat,” snark.
I searched on the words, “naked mole rat kim possible,” because I had forgot the rats name.
Don’t ever, Ever, search on the the words, “naked mole rat kim possible,” on Google images.
**shudder**
Neither You, Nor I, Shall Ever Be This Awesome
Seriously.
The only way that this could be more awesome is if it were a white Persian cat.
I can haz Connery?
Link.
As an FYI, this is on the set of Dr. No.
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It is becoming WAY too difficult to distinguish between the mentally ill homeless guys talking to themselves and someone having a conversation on their Bluetooth ear piece.
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