It’s currently about 5° F (-15° C) outside.
I am considering wearing my winter coat.
It’s currently about 5° F (-15° C) outside.
I am considering wearing my winter coat.
It’s New Years, and I decided to check out Rye. (Jim Beam)
Meh.
Next year, I’ll do Scotch.

Seen on Facebook.

H/t Fleeb .
This is an epic troll. I wish that it was my idea:


H/t Wall Street Jackass.
H/t PP at the Stellar Parthenon BBS for the find.
When a person commits a sin and does not turn in repentance, when that person forgets the sin, the Holy One remembers it.
When a person fulfills a commandment by doing a good deed, the Holy One remembers it.
When a person commits a sin and later turns in repentance, remembering the sin, the Holy One grants atonement, and forgets the sin.
When a person fulfills a commandment and ius constantly filled with self-praise because of it, the Holy One forgets it.
What a person forgets, God Remembers; what a person remembers, God forgets.—Rebbe Shmelke of Nikolsberg
This was a note included in the margins of our Machzor*, and was pointed out during Rosh Hashanah services today by the Rabbi.
It needs to be shared.
*A specialized version of a Jewish prayer book that is intended specifically for Jewish High Holidays services. Link

It appears that for women under 30 in New York, at least in July, the brassiere is optional.
I approve.
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I just got carded.
Heading to the bar at the club.
Seriously serious carding.
First time on my life.
At age 50.
I have a dull life.
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I was texting my wife today, talking about how to handle our cats flea issue, and I felt the need to add the following:
Attention NSA: I mean a FLEA bomb.
What bothers me the most is that I was not sure if I was joking, or if I was serious.
I with my son at a Cubing competition at the Chesapeake Science Point School, and I just realized something: this is one of the few places where asking the question, “What lube are you using?”is not considered rude.
That is all.
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H/t DC at the Stellar Parthenon BBS.
If All Science Were Run Like Marijuana Research, Creationists Would Control Paleontology
—John Henry Schwarz, Harold Brown Professor of Theoretical Physics at Caltech
Interestingly enough, this guy one of the giants in the creation of string theory, which I’m not sure helps his credibility.
As I won’t through the scanner at the airport security check point, I had to hold my hands above my head and together, making a letter”A”.
I was REALLY tempted to start with the hand symbols for “Y”, “M”. and “C”, but I didn’t.
I figured that my homage to the Village People result in a strip search.
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