The folks at College Humor are all over this.
Category: Video
Who Knew that Big Bird Came from Jersey?
My Musical Theme for Tonight’s Election
Roll the Ramones, I wanna be sedated:
I just want this to end!!!
I Did Promise You Video of Me Voting………
It actually turns out to be mostly video of me standing in line, and my phone ran out of juice before I got the the ballot box.
But here it is, and I insult Greens, Ron Paul Supporters, William Donald Schaefer, Paris Glendenning, and Rosanne Barr:
OK the video refused to upload. I will try again later.
Headline of the Day
It’s Friday
So have a silly video/movie trailer:
There are a couple of swear words.
So Glad that I LIve in Maryland, Part LXIX
Despicable beyond belief
How do you justify justify the targeting and killing of an American citizen for whom there have been no allegations of terrorism? Why You blame his father, of course:
How does Team Obama justify killing him?
The answer Gibbs gave is chilling:
ADAMSON: …It’s an American citizen that is being targeted without due process, without trial. And, he’s underage. He’s a minor.
GIBBS: I would suggest that you should have a far more responsible father if they are truly concerned about the well being of their children. I don’t think becoming an al Qaeda jihadist terrorist is the best way to go about doing your business.
Again, note that this kid wasn’t killed in the same drone strike as his father. He was hit by a drone strike elsewhere, and by the time he was killed, his father had already been dead for two weeks. Gibbs nevertheless defends the strike, not by arguing that the kid was a threat, or that killing him was an accident, but by saying that his late father irresponsibly joined al Qaeda terrorists. Killing an American citizen without due process on that logic ought to be grounds for impeachment. Is that the real answer? Or would the Obama Administration like to clarify its reasoning? Any Congress that respected its oversight responsibilities would get to the bottom of this.
I’m so glad that the Electoral College means that my vote does not count.
My only question is who I write in.
For All You Medieval or Viking Fans
Nova has an episode on the rediscovery of the manufacturing techniques for the Ulfberht (an ultra high quality Viking Sword):
Daym! Stewart Nails It, Again
Blah, blah, blah!
Last night, I was musing on how to treat Paul Ryan’s phony op at a charity soup kitchen.
Then, I watched Jon Stewart opened up a can of righteous whup-ass on him, and I decided to be lazy.
Enjoy.
I Still Haven’t Watched Debate Video
And I really don’t intend to.
That being said, I did watch Jon Stewart, who summed it up when he said that, “Rmoney won, “even though he was lying his ass off the entire night.”
How Long Before George Lucas to Send a Cease and Desist Notice
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Patrick Stewart’s Finest Role
I’m not a fan of his, but his stint on The Daily Show is brilliant:
It manages to encapsulate all the insanity of the referee lockout in the NFL to the dulcet tones of Patrick Stewart.
The Euro Crisis in 2 Minutes and 37 Seconds
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Clarke and Dawe, like Stewart and Colbert, show that the only truth tellers out there are the comedians.
So, Jon Stewart’s S-Word Unbleeped Was a One-Off
Roll George Carlin (NSFW)
It appears that “Sh%$ unbleeped will not be a regular part of the lexicon for The Daily Show:
“The Daily Show” is not changing its standards concerning which words it will bleep and which it won’t, though it might have seemed that way Wednesday night.
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Comedy Central executives emphasized that the decision to leave the words in affected only the initial late-night showing of “The Daily Show” and the ones run later at night. All the words were cut from repeats run during daytime hours Thursday.
A spokesman for the network, Steve Albani, said in an e-mail comment:
“Occasionally we allow certain language to go unbleeped on the show during its late-night premiere and encore. When we do, we have an alternate, bleeped version which runs during the daytime in its encore time slots, which receive a broader audience.”
The decision to allow the language this time had mostly to do with the substance of the comedy piece, another Comedy Central executive said, and did not signal a change in the network’s overall approach to what it will permit to be said uncensored on the show.
I am unclear as to why people are so frightened by a simple 1 syllable word, particularly on cable.
But you cannot say “Chaos ullsh%$ Mounting” without that word.
stewart
Remember last night when I said Jon Stewart was dropping the S-word without it being bleeped?
Well, you can see it here, Chaos on Bullsh%$ Mountain:
Truth be told, this is the most polemic I’ve ever seen him, but that’s got to leave a mark!
Punk’d
Former Miss America, That Explains It
Well, it looks like the Gretchen Carlson got punked by an aspiring COMEDIAN:
Fox News host Gretchen Carlson cut an interview short on Monday morning after her guest, a so-called “former Obama supporter” and recent college graduate, didn’t seem to comprehend her questions or his reason for being on the show.
While it’s not clear what was going on with the man, identified as Max Rice, he didn’t seem to understand how television interviews work, offered insincere answers to Carlson’s questions, and even awkwardly hit on her.
“Hello Miss USA,” he said after being introduced. “It’s an honor. I wish I could see you.”
“Miss America, but close enough,” she corrected him.
“Miss America,” Rice said. “Miss Universe in my book, in my book.”
“Now, tell me your story,” Carlson prompted. “You believed in the hope and change of President Obama until you voted for him. Now, tell me the next…”
“Oh, I was a huge Obama supporter in 2008,” he replied. “I met him in third grade. I met him when I was little. What’s your question?”
“And why now are you supporting Mitt Romney?” she asked.
“Why am I supporting Mitt Romney? Well, it’s actually a funny story,” he began. “I lost a basketball game to a friend of mine… he’s a huge supporter of this show.”
Several seconds of silence followed. “Okay, so it sounds like you’re not being very serious about…” Carlson began.
“Oh, I’m also disappointed in the direction Obama has taken this nation,” Rice injected. “I will be casting my ballot for Mitt Romney.”
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“They were just casting a part in a show,” Rice told the progressive website RawStory.com. “The first thing that shocked me is that they were that desperate to find someone that fit that category. What they were seeking is someone who voted for Obama in 2008, then somewhere in the last four years got disenfranchised and now is a huge Romney supporter. But I feel like anyone who fits that mold would also dis Romney at the same time. So, they just couldn’t find anyone. They’re in New York City, so they had to go find a kid in Chicago.”
Earlier this year, “Fox & Friends” aired a nearly-four-minute video about President Obama’s first term, drawing the ire of critics who say it looked, felt and sounded like a political attack ad.
I am very amused.
Additionally, I actually learned something here.
It always seemed to me that there was a “fish out of water” aspect to Ms. Carlson that seemed familiar, and now I get it.
It’s the Phyllis George all over again.
One final note, see Max Rice’s speech as president of his senior high school class. It’s prize
For those of you who don’t remember Ms. George, she was a sportscaster for a number of years with CBS sports after winning the 1971 Miss America pageant.
She had the broadcasting thing down, but she was always a bit off.
In particular I remember her wondering on air why they kept talking about a big NFL trade rumor.
She knew broadcasting, but she just didn’t get sports, or at least Football.
Carlson is the same way. She is thoroughly competent at presenting herself on camera, but she simply does not get news.
h/t cz
I Love British Nastiness
When the BBC game show Have I Got News for You had a politician ditch them for the 3rd time, they replaced him with a tub of lard.
H/t Paul Krugment.
Why We Love Cats, Part 22
OK, This is So F%$# Creepy It’s Not F%$#ing Funny
H/t Vonners Cthulhu at the Stellar Parthenon BBS.
In the Ocean, No One Can Hear You Scream
This critter does have an H.R. Giger thing going on.
H/t Vonners at the Stellar Parthenon BBS.