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Not blogging tonight, because I am dealing with installing Windows 7, SP 1 on this machine, and installing a new printer/scanner/fax (It was as cheap as a flatbed scanner, but came with a document feed, so even though we won’t be using either the fax or printer, it made sense) on the desktop.

At time like this, I think, “F%$# it, I should get myself a Macintosh.”

But then reality hits, and I realize that I’m already way too arrogant and obnoxious, and if I got a Mac, I’d make Muammar Qaddafi look Mahatma Ghandi.

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After my first full week at work, it appears that my skills still remain sharp.

However, there is one exception, my cubical navigation sense is off.

At least twice a day, while picking up something from the printer or returning the bathroom, I make a wrong turn, and end up at someone else’s cube.

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Perhaps the British royal family is not as overpaid as I thought:

You would have to pay me a lot of money to make me wear those hats, and I occasionally frequent the company of Orthodox Jewish women at services, and their bad taste in hats is legion, though clearly nothing compared to this.

Link.

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I never watched, nor was interested in watching, the television show Lost.

I don’t know what happened, but I have read that some fanboi (and fangrrl) have been profoundly disappointed.

I feel some schadenfreude at all the fans who were disappointed by the series finale.

I guess that makes me a bad person.

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Get your motor runnin’
Head out on the highway
Lookin’ for adventure
And whatever comes our way

No matter who you are, or what you do, you will never be as cool as a tailless iguana tegu* in diapers driving a car.

Don’t even bother to try.

Thanks to Tiempo at the ShortSkoolBus BBS for the picture.

*A lizard of the genus Tupinambis, it can be mistaken for an iguana, but this is really not fair to either reptile.