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Category: Funny
Stephen Colbert, Civil Libertarian
As I’ve said before, when the most cogent critiques of the excesses of our society come from comedians, we are in serious trouble:
I Don’t Get This Whole Santa Thing
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H/t The Big Picture
But it seems to me that the juxtaposition of the patron saint of thieves,* well repentant ones anyway, and Goldman Sachs does seem to be apropos.
*Oh for Pete’s Sake, just wiki it.
Deep Thought
Who Knew that Santa Drank Beer
Quote of the Day
This is a first for me, I am quoting a cell phone and a software program:
May I say that it is a defect in Dragon Dictate for iPhone that it regularly interprets ‘Tim Geithner’ as ‘team nightmare’?
—— Reported by J. Bradford Delong, who discovered the subversive nature of Dragon Dictate for the iPhone.
Shatner on Palin, Palin on Shatner
William Shatner reads Sarah Palin’s autobiography on Conan, and in a surprise visit, Sarah Palin reads William Shatner’s autobiography.
She appeared to be a good sport about this, though she does not have the right voice, or vocal control do deliver a proper “beat” delivery.
Stephen Colbert , F%$#ing Genius, Explains the Federal Reserve
Just Brilliant.
Should be given to every member of Congress.
Jon Stewart is a F%$#ing Genius, Invading Without Proper Intelligence Edition
Fafblog! The Whole World’s Only Source for Fafblog.
If You’ve Ever Had a Client Who Wants Your Services Without Payment
From the Annals of the Thoroughly Unsurprising
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Maybe they could use the Amish …. Uhhhh … Never mind
Researchers, looking to “compare men who watch porn with those who haven’t encountered it,” have hit a snag.
They have been unable to find any men who haven’t sampled pr0n:
“We started our research seeking men in their 20s who had never consumed pornography,” the Telegraph reported Professor Simon Louis Lajeunesse as saying.
“[But] we couldn’t find any.“
I was thinking that they might want to contact members of the Amish community, and then I went to google images, and typed in “hot Amish chicks“. (NSFW)
The Real Ronald Reagan, as Portrayed by Phil Hartman
Phil Hartman, back when SNL was still good.
Best Bohemian Rhapsody Cover Evah!!!!
H/t AMERICAblog
I Should Have Checked This Out for Thanksgiving
Because the Cake Wrecks thanksgiving turkey cake post is a masterpiece.
This is a Big Day for They Who Must Not Be Named
Let me add Tareq and Michaele Salahi, aka the “White House gate crashers” to my list of They Who Must Not Be Named, but it now appears that I must add a special exception: when Jon Stewart (top) or Stephen Colbert (bottom) get medieval on the asses of They Who Must Not Be Named, the posting of these videos shall be exempt.
The original rule, as applied to She Who Must Not Be Named, was, “Absent some sort of political activity, such as endorsements, running for office (PLEASE GOD NO!!), or her attempting to assassinate someone, she will not be mentioned here.”
The rule now reads as follows:
Absent some sort of political activity, such as endorsements, running for office (PLEASE GOD NO!!), an attempt to assassinate someone, they will not be mentioned here, unless there is a wicked funny video making fun of them.
So, are we clear now?
In any case, we hit the trifecta, or is that the bifecta, with both Stewart (top, 7:57) and Colbert (bottom, 0:33) being….well Stewart and Colbert.
Just go Read Tom Tomorrow
Yesterday’s cartoon is brilliant.
Click on the picture for the whole thing.
Epic Fail
H/t Failblog.
Cats For Gold
Quote of the Day
It’s nice when celebrities can laugh at theselves.
They made a porn movie about Sarah Palin and the same actress, Lisa Ann, played me in the porn version of ’30 Rock.’ Weirdly, of the three of us, Lisa Ann knows the most about foreign policy.
—Tina Fey
Two Pumpkins, One Pie*
Pumpkin pie filling.
H/t the good (?) people at the Shortskoolbus BBS for the photos, and Pickapeppa at by invitation only Stellar Parthenon BBS for the title.
*Trust me, if you do not get the reference, you do not want to know, not now, not ever, but the Wiki has just a description, which is way better than actually seeing the video.